Jelliott's Articles
June 29, 2004 by Jelliott
Gwen: book club was cool. we didn't discuss the book which was good b/c i didn't read it. apt must come along although just had fight with my mom b/c she makes all these promises of help which i should know better than to count on and then doesn't follow through. anyway hopefully by the end of the weekedn lots will be done and we'll have a comfy couch to sit on. yaya made a no smoking in the apt rule so now i am smoking less which is good. but would still love to have a cig with you. n...
June 28, 2004 by Jelliott
Gwen: i decided i need i hobby other than political fundraising. so i've become completely obsessed with noah baumbach. the problem is that he has a web site where he chats incessantly with people about his movies. so now i have wasted an hour reading just today's postings. i can't tell if this is better or worse than when i became so obsessed with lance armstrong that i read his website for an entire afternoon two summers ago.



Hammer: i did not know who that was. had to look.
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June 28, 2004 by Jelliott
Gwen: i decided i need i hobby other than political fundraising. so i've become completely obsessed with noah baumbach. the problem is that he has a web site where he chats incessantly with people about his movies. so now i have wasted an hour reading just today's postings. i can't tell if this is better or worse than when i became so obsessed with lance armstrong that i read his website for an entire afternoon two summers ago.



Hammer: i did not know who that was. had to look.
...
June 28, 2004 by Jelliott
GENESIS (and btw f&!k phil collins):

Jelliott: what do you think about the name Gus? Chimay is thinking of naming her son that, i think it kinda rocks.

Gwen: i am first team all gus.

Jelliott: i told her that her son is destined to be a rock star or real estate mogul (given that parents are intellectual nerdy types) so they might as well name him accordingly. she thinks Gus in itself is not a full name so is aiming for Gustav or Augustus (gag me). i said Gus is a full name but for ...
June 28, 2004 by Jelliott
Sorry about that I seem to have dosed off for a few years.

So this morning I woke up combed out my flock of seagulls hair do, tossed out my checkered converse and dropped off my van halen t-shirt
in the trash can and leapt full force into the 90's. Hope this is still your e-mail if not, Whats up? Since once every 2 months is too little to communicate I figured since
everyone I know other than Roger is asleep by 11pm it was time for me to tackle spam and viruses on the web in addition to...
June 28, 2004 by Jelliott
Sorry about that I seem to have dosed off for a few years.

So this morning I woke up combed out my flock of seagulls hair do, tossed out my checkered converse and dropped off my van halen t-shirt
in the trash can and leapt full force into the 90's. Hope this is still your e-mail if not, Whats up? Since once every 2 months is too little to communicate I figured since
everyone I know other than Roger is asleep by 11pm it was time for me to tackle spam and viruses on the web in addition to...
June 28, 2004 by Jelliott
As promised, here you'll find Jiggs's Rules for the sovereign island of Jiggsmerica, where Jiggs (of Buffalo, NY fame) will reign as the Queen Mum and Queen herself.

RULE # 1

IF AT ANY POINT ON THE ISLAND OF JIGGSMERICA THE TEMPERATURE DIPS BELOW 0
DEGREES FARENHEIT, METEOROLIGISTS ARE FORBIDDEN TO DECLARE TEMPERATURES AS
14 BELOW OR MINUS 14, ETC. THE NEW SYSTEM WILL BE AS FOLLOWS.

-25-0: ICE, ICE BABY

0-25: BITCH PUT YOUR COAT ON AND STOP COMPLAINING IT AIN'T LIKE ITS ICE ...