As promised, here you'll find Jiggs's Rules for the sovereign island of Jiggsmerica, where Jiggs (of Buffalo, NY fame) will reign as the Queen Mum and Queen herself. RULE # 1 IF AT ANY POINT ON THE ISLAND OF JIGGSMERICA THE TEMPERATURE DIPS BELOW 0 DEGREES FARENHEIT, METEOROLIGISTS ARE FORBIDDEN TO DECLARE TEMPERATURES AS 14 BELOW OR MINUS 14, ETC. THE NEW SYSTEM WILL BE AS FOLLOWS. -25-0: ICE, ICE BABY 0-25: BITCH PUT YOUR COAT ON AND STOP COMPLAINING IT AIN'T LIKE ITS I...